I hate the fourth of July. I just do. I'm not an anti-patriotic person or any thing like that, I just hate the fact that no matter where you go, there is some one dressed as Uncle Sam and demanding a smile. It's like, you've never really seen your neighbors before but on this particular day, they all decide to set up a tent in their front yard and listen to Bruce Springsteen. There's always a house that lights off fire crackers and plays horse shoes while intoxicated, as if that's what the fourth of July is all about.
You know, summer reminds me of worms. After a long winter it slowly begins to turn decent outside. There'll be reoccurring down pours and eventually at the end of the day you see the faintest amount of sun. Right after it rains during the beginning of spring, you take a walk and all you see are worms. Right after it rains during the beginning of spring all the people decide to come out too. All of a sudden you start seeing kids riding bikes and people planting flowers. It's just like worms, if you really think about it.
Any way, today I decided to skip the whole parade thing as well as fireworks. Instead I got my self a gallon of cheap, watered-down vodka that you get at the grocery store for seven dollars and walked a few blocks to my friend's house. Since our average day consists of beer, Food Network, and XBox, this wasn't much different. I spent the day bitching about how much I hated the American mentality as I chugged a mouthful of vodka followed by gulps of Sunny D, trying to delude the horrible taste. Eventually, I passed out around eleven, woke up around one, walked home and again, passed out. Eventually, I woke up around three in the AM and toasted myself a Pop Tart with a 12 oz. bottle of Gatorade.
I've never really noticed how much I like being awake when no one else is. I need a night job, being nocturnal would really work for me.

Because this summer I've become a hermit and also because of my love for talking about myself, I've decided to join to online blog world. All I do now is work, eat, sleep, and log onto the internet, so why not?
Okay, so first of all I'll start with basic things, I know this kind of thing is obnoxious and overrated but I guess it's the only way I know of on how to start off...
My name is Moe Follicle.
I am sixteen years of age and live in a lovely little town in Mentor, OH. I currently work at a grocery store and I am indeed, car-less.
I have One rat, named William Ratner, and two mice, Laverne and Shirley. I attend high school and plan on going to college, mainly for the subject of film. I enjoy a variety of things that don't involve leaving my house, remember, I'm a hermit. I like to read, watch old films, and write, which I guess is why I've decided to be a douche bag blogger. I like any thing satirical and dark comedy, mainly because I'm a sarcastic asshole. When I do decide not to be anti-social and leave my house, I enjoy going to the beach and concerts with familiar people. I have a few favorite bands, well actually, I have a lot of favorite bands; here are just a few... Modest Mouse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Dead Milkmen, My Bloody Valentine, Galaxie 500, shit like that. And I also Like to watch TV like, South Park, The Office, and Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Occasionally I'll check out the stand up on comedy central.
I'm currently reading the book Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk, of which I'm a huge fan of. I highly recommend reading his books (Haunted, Choke, Survivor, Invisible Monsters etc.).
Recently I've become addicted to the internet game, "Snood". I can play it for house, I was late for work because of above...
Download the free trial of it and you'll never have one of those boring moments again!
Another fun fact, I'm a Jew, well half Jew. My mother if Jewish my father is not, so we don't actually celebrate Hanukkah (which I'm kind of grateful for). I don't really follow the Jewish religion, or any really. I think if any thing I'm agnostic, or maybe atheist. I still consider myself Jewish for some odd reason.
Uh, what else?
Okay, I really love mango and peach Fuze. It's a really good drink that's supposed to be derived from a smoothie, or some shit. I don't know, but it's good.
I like to buy stuff I don't need, which is probably why I don't have a car. For example, I like to buy garden gnomes in bulk. I think they make great center pieces... kidding. But I like collecting gnomes.
I like to drive/walk aimlessly, so if you live in my area and happen to see me, which is highly probable, say hi, because I'm really nice and fun.